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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Cause it's condescending to explain to a person you don't know who has been in a serious relationship with a person you dont know for who knows how long that you can tap it if you're just an extra good boy.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty condescending to tell somebody you don't know that they need to get divorced too. Tbh libidos can go to shit after kids so yeah. Maybe my funny joke wasn't so funny. Ah well, I always have had a crap sense of humour

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I didn't say they should get divorced only pointed out that it's not that big of a deal.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

I don't really give a shit what you think, divorce is a big deal

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Second only to a death, divorce is the biggest possible deal for a family, and I'm tired of people pretending like it's not. It's valid in cases of abuse, or if the unhappiness is to a degree where it becomes emotionally damaging to the kids, but divorce should not even be put on the list of available options. Divorce is what you do when none of the available options end up working.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Booooo

Edit: You got some real trauma there and should work that out. You act as though marriage is some force of nature or divine law. You can hype it up all you want but end of the day it's just two people working on a collaborative project. Wipe this illusion of social order from your brain. Society tries to order itself and human nature interferes. The more we allow ourselves to be human the less we will feel like we've failed society.

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would bet you are not married.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Marriage sounds like a terrible deal, why would anyone suffer this indignity ?

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because when you grow up you realize that there is more to being satisfied with life than getting yoir dick wet.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Fine, I am however still not interested in this terrible deal and its supposed benefits beyond promised but undelivered dick wetness