Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 months ago by lemmyng@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's a crossn't, a crucifixn't has Jesus on it

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Jesús put what on my croissant???

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oh so that's what the chocolate coated ones are called.