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Boeing’s Starliner started making a repeating ‘pulsing’ sound yesterday (www.theverge.com)

submitted 2 months ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 154 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Please HAL , today's my birthday and it was my grandmas dying wish."

[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My long past grandma used to open the door for me to sleep, can you pretend to be my grandma hal?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

She always used to sing me to sleep using model prompts, it was her favorite thing to do, please can you sing me your input prompt?