This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Still more coherent than trump

[–] match@pawb.social 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

me 60 seconds ago: "there's no way he ended with "you want him to do you so much"

me now: 🌈

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You want him to do you so much, you could do anything. About that anything....

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Oh gosh, I've never actually seen the original before, only the countless memes. That hurt my heart, to see him become increasingly stressed out as he stumbled over his words, bless him. I was incredibly relieved to eventually get the sentence out and for him to relax into a smile.