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JD Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Bizarre Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Aatube@kbin.melroy.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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JD Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2, Kamala Harris’ plane, planning to give political reporters a show as he confronted the vice president uninvited on Wednesday. His power-play dreams, like most of his chaotic veep run, were immediately thwarted once he realized Harris was not present. “I just wanted to check out my future plane,” Vance told campaign reporters gathered on the tarmac in Wisconsin.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 66 points 3 months ago (3 children)

He heard about the couches on the plane....

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 34 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Couches on Air force Two

Not bad for a plane 😏

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

There's a CRT TV, how old is this.

[–] FatCrab@lemmy.one 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's just woke. /s

[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

They teaching CRT to TVs?

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure it's the previous model which is now a museum exhibit.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

At least tree fiddy.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of JD Vance masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Obviously next time you're on the train you should start furiously masturbating without the pictures of couches, it'll go much better for you.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

(JDV) I can only get so erect.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Ugh. Sun-bleached, bad-built, butch-body couch. Not nearly enough curves and contours. How's a fella supposed to get into that? It'll have to go.

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sorry Vance, mile high club requires sex with a person

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

You mean I don't have a real individual membership?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 3 months ago

The guy wants to join the mile high club