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We could have some fun with this.
The Atlanta Confederates: Whites-only team, but by league rule they lose every game they play. It's a matter of pride in their heritage.
The Boston Puritans: No alcohol or swearing allowed in the ballpark, all games must end before dark, and they never play on Sundays.
The San Francisco Ferries (already done in the movie Baseketball).
The New Jersey Hitmen: The team's mascot embodies all the worst Italian-American stereotypes you can imagine.
The Florida Men: The most, uh, interesting mascot in the league. Maybe don't take your kids to the game.
Honestly, I find baseball to be boring however when your mascot is Florida Man. I would turn out to watch that.
"For this game, our mascot is a meth addled man who was recently arrested for fighting an gator in Target."
"For the next game, the mascot will be a woman who was found drunk, half-naked shooting ping pongs ball out of their vagina outside of a Chuck-E-Cheese."
I would love to see this. I wonder which Irish mom they're gonna have to tell Mikey to stop swearing at Fenway.
The Florida Men: famous for all their players committing bizarre crimes.
Rename the Washington Generals to it.