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Pro tip: look up your local police station and dial their full 10 digit phone number instead of 911
I'd use 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
That's so easy to remember. Let me try.
0118 999 881 99 9119 725
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“Did someone email about a fire??”
One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.
One of my awesome repeating jokes was to tell people my telephone number as one number. So say my number was (305) 558-9151, I'd give my number as three billion, fifty-five million, five hundred and eighty-nine thousand, one hundred and fifty-one. I made sooo many friends that way.
Don't you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 725...
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Which country have I reached?
sealand
A fire? At a Sea Parks??
Probably better to write an email lol.
or mute your phone and mime typing more than you are