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Elon Musk Reportedly Offered SpaceX Employees Sperm to Seed Mars Colony (futurism.com)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by kamenlady@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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SpaceX employees' work is breaking barriers, while this asshat keeps terrorizing them with his utter gross bullshit

Edit: after reading through the article again, some passages stuck out, like:

Apart from aspiring to become the biological father for his Martian colony, Musk has leveraged many of his own businesses to create a civilization on Mars, including Boring Company tunnels to dig under the planet's surface and a Tesla Cybertruck rugged enough to traverse its mountainous landscapes.

So, take it all with a grain of salt.

*Emphasis mine

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[–] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Imagine going to Mars but it's just filled with Elon descendants.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nuke it

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

It's the only way to be sure.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

If they're all like Vivian, that doesn't sound so bad

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Elongated