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Zoom exec calls in-office work mandate a ‘success’ — despite working remotely himself (www.kron4.com)

submitted 3 months ago by half@lemy.lol to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 58 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Yup; success is relative.

It's somehow wonderful how masks-off many modern executives are. They're just outright going "rules are only for you fucking plebs. Now go sit in your cubicles and earn me some money", no more dancing around with the "we're all a big family" bullshit

[–] chiisana@lemmy.chiisana.net 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You guys have cubicles? I thought we’ve done away with that and mandated all offices to be deprived of walls and dividers since the 2010s in favor of open office floor plans? Someone get the office manager on the line.

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 25 points 3 months ago

"Now go find a free work space from the booking system" doesn't quite have the same ring to it

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

You guys have floors? Our desks are on a net suspended over a gaping chasm

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Ffs the open office bullshit.

I just reserve meeting rooms for myself every day.

[–] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

They do the dance too though. Really weird.