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[–] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I have never, ever, understood the appeal of virginity. Who prefers someone who is uncomfortable, awkward, and doesn't have any experience?

This has always baffled me. This is one reason why I think sex workers should hold a high status in society: they provide an valuable service in training the uninitiated and unskilled. It's like taking tennis lessons, and all your future partners should be grateful for their lessons.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Virgins don't know that you suck at sex. It's an insecurity thing. Most people don't realize it.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

And then there's me. Who has been with one woman, who was actually appalled by the whole attachment thing, but controlled so much of my life that I became permanently awkward, uncomfortable AND stuck with super low self esteem.

I don't know if I suck at sex, or just suck in general. If I survive this divorce I'll take that win right now.

[–] menemen@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You are obviously not a germophobe.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org -1 points 4 months ago

What do the germans have to do with it?

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I want to stay a virgin because I don't like sex. If I wasn't a virgin, it would mean something very bad had happened to me.

[–] Skyrkazm@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Worst case scenario, you lose your chance at wizardry at the age of 30. Keep it at all costs friend.

The magic missile and fireballs are well worth it. Especially the spell "mend buttcrack".

[–] match@pawb.social 1 points 4 months ago

Mend Buttcrack is amazing if you're going for a no-poop run