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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

A sword that appears in your hand whenever you need it, and then disappears again when you don't.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In appears IN your hand, ripping your muscles and tearing your skin

Your hand ends up looking like you played with super glue and fireworks

Also, you can only summon it twice before you run out of hands

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Heh, also you don't "summon" it... it appears whenever you need it.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago

*whenever it thinks you need it.

Like when you want to spread mayonnaise making a sandwich and can't find a knife.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It appears while being held by the blade.

[–] DampCanary@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Weren't origianl knight longswords held by blade?

wiki longsword

If it's not factual blame Bones heard it from them.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"Half swording" I think is the term you are looking for

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Also there's oberhau, where you grab the blade with both hands and beat your opponent to death with the crossguard like a giant hammer

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That sounds metal as fuck. And highly retarded

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Just make sure to wear gloves

[–] DampCanary@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

really, thanks noce trivia to know

I only remember Bones wielding it, I think they go in more details there.