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submitted 7 months ago by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] skulbuny@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

doesnt have print nor allow variable declaration without keywords

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

print() will print the text to a physical printer with paper and everything. Don't confuse it with console.log and use it in a loop.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

it's so rough learning this by accident

[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It would have print if it was previously declared as function.

Also, js is as dirty as you want it to be. Keywords are indeed not necessary for declaring variables.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

JavaScript is the language of the assassins, with its infinitely modifiable prototypical setup

Nothing is true

true !== 1

true

true + true + true === 3

true

Everything is permitted

[]+[]

''

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 5 points 7 months ago

Sure you can write foo = 3 in JavaScript. It’s a global variable and can be referenced as either foo or window.foo.