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[–] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ages ago, when I was in the army, my best friend couldn't get promoted because his arms wouldn't straighten. It was a super dumb issue which prevented him to properly do a push up, and because of that he could t pass the PT test.

Finally months and months of doctors and paperwork, he receives a waiver and is getting promoted.

Our commander is giving a little speech about follow through and perseverance or something, and he says, "and because of his funny arms"

I immediately blurted out, "Yeah, they're really humourous."

In a crowd of 40 people, I think one person got it. I still think it was my best joke I ever cracked at a moments notice.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

That one is so dad it just asked me if I made good time on the way here.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm too stupid but I don't get the joke

[–] Thebular@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Lmao thanks for the explanation.

[–] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

His arms are funny like comedians funny, not weird funny.