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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world -5 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Cats. Cats are evil and go to hell. Their hell is to be food for heaven's carnivores.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In aus at least cats are pests that kill baby birds are single handedly responsible for putting hundreds of speicies on the endagered spieces list and have helped many go extinct so maybe a cat didnt hurt him maybe a cat just hurt the enviroment he loved.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah cats kill birds like no other. They help us humans to extinct a few more species, best bros ever.

Doesn't matter, for each dead bird we breed 100 chicken that get produced into nuggets.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Those billions of chickens wouldnt exist if it wasnt for humans WE ARE their evolutinary niche we are the very reason they exist. And well we aint making chickens extinct are we.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hell yeah bro. The only reason those chickens get to live a grueling two months inside a hot, windowless shed caked in filth, barely able to stand because they've been bred to grow so large is because of us humans. You're welcome chickens.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What about those poor bacteria living in our assholes in a windowless gut caked in filth unable to stand is because co-evolution with humans your welcome shit eating bacteria.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

What about them?

[–] dovahking@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Psychodelic@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cats are notorious dicks. Why act surprised? 🙀

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I've owned dozens of cats and no dogs and have more scars from dogs than cats

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I bet if the cats weighed 90 lbs that'd be a different ratio but the lack of opportunity is still a point in their favor.

No housecat is going to maul a child if they jump your fence either.

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 1 points 8 months ago

I bet if the cats weighed 90 lbs that'd be a different ratio but the lack of opportunity is still a point in their favor.

Those claws can hurt you man, they're sharp as hell, but they choose not to use them

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Cats are mirrors.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

Damn people took this way too seriously lmao

[–] mellowheat@suppo.fi 1 points 8 months ago

Cats go to hell and they enjoy it there.