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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 months ago (86 children)

A: That good boy had many baconz

B: Pet pigs are awesome

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[–] herrwoland@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (22 children)

If dogs go to heaven, then what do they eat there?

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Doggy heaven is squirrel hell its a very efficient system.

[–] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Would anyone or anything in heaven eat? Hunger is but a manifesting of the unimmaculaticity of flesh.

[–] eatthecake@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well done. A google search results in zero hits for unimmaculaticity.

[–] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, it is fun to play with language. I almost went for the more boring "maculate".

I find something comedic about a Germanesque mash of prefixes and suffixes. Maybe one day I'll stumble across a newfangled word that can live in the cupboard of our collective vocabulary.

[–] EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Unimmaculaticity lives in my word cupboard now

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[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 13 points 8 months ago (4 children)

ITT

Commenter 1: I love killing and eating one of those animals of similar intelligence and sentience! So sad the one I don't eat is sad.

Commenter 2: I don't understand the downvotes

[–] droans@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Hardly anything is evil, but most things are hungry. Hunger looks very much like evil from the wrong end of the cutlery. Or do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?"

[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 3 points 8 months ago (13 children)

I didn't realise people ate bacon sandwiches out of pure necessity.

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 8 points 8 months ago

It's called cognitive dissonance

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I love eating all animals. They all should have the same rights to become a dinner. Stop opressing dogs and their rights!

[–] Bobmighty@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

Humans are animals. The rich look about ripe enough.

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Apparently sometimes referred to as 'long pig'.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Am I the only one that thought it was Wilbur missing Charlotte?

[–] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (16 children)

Do you think murderers and the murdered get together in the afterlife to joke about it

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[–] Gort@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Well, at least the dog won't be going hungry.

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