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Russian, my favourite one: when a crayfish whistles on a mountain. Means never gonna happen.
You reminded me one in Latin in the same spirit: kalendis graecis, or "in the Greek calends".
Calends were the first day of the month in the Roman calendar, there was no Greek equivalent, so that meant simply "never".
Portuguese: "Dia de S. Nunca à tarde" meaning "day of saint Never, after noon."
Portuguese has a plethora of expressions like that:
Or you can say "after a rainfall on thursday" which means the same thing, never gonna happen.
"Ich glaub mein Schwein pfeift" (I think my pig is whistling) - in German that means "I can't believe it".
When pigs fly.