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Roadkill to Become Fair Game in Virginia (www.loweringthebar.net)

submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can’t wait to get me some opossum pie! Or some fresh venison, or squirrel! Ooo doggie what a blessing in these trying times!

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

'Some fresh venison' is literally hundreds of dollars of meat, so honestly go for it.