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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 9 months ago by TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something straight outta Florida Man.
But it being Tejas is close enough.

[–] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Don't you dare compare Texas to Florida! We're nowhere near their levels of crazy.