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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 68 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ok, I'll bite.

It feels like most of your position comes from a place of misunderstanding just what goes into a lesson plan about literature; possibly even a deliberate misunderstanding. Schools aren't giving children books with smut and senseless violence. These materials are constantly being reconsidered and reevaluated. Vonnegut was something taught when I was in school, and removed right after I graduated.

This comic is pointing at the fact that nearly every book on these lists isn't there because the content is actually a problem. The lists just have books that some religious group dislikes regardless of whether or not they're being used.

Besides, somehow the christian Bible is somehow still "approved" while having more rape and violence and men kissing men than any book I ever had to read for school.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Thr bible has some of the most fucked up things happen in it.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

In the Bible payment is made in foreskins.... Yes foreskins... So much fucked up shit in that book.

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

You're missing a key part to the story, Saul (no, not that Saul/Paul) was ~~buying~~ selling a human woman with those foreskins.
And who was the person who ~~wanted~~ traded these foreskins in exchange for the human woman? David, as in, David and Goliath.

Edit: swapped the vendor/purchaser. I left the religion about 20 years ago, so I should probably fact-check myself before posting.

[–] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well you didn't think that sling was just made of out any old leather, did you?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

It's a sling, but if you rub it, it becomes a catapult.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kinda got it backwards-King Saul required David to do it for his daughter’s hand in marriage. David and his squad killed 200 of Saul’s (Israel’s) sworn enemies. That was the source of the payment.

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Thanks for the correction. I left the religion about 20 years ago, so I should probably fact-check myself before posting about it. Memories are not perfect.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Oh isn't there also a part when the israelites circumsize the whole enemy army after defeat or something like that? I also like the part about Job where god literally bets with the devil how Job will keep his faith and then proceeds to kill his family and destroy his livelihood, bringing him to poverty and edge of death. And because he keeps believing he then gives him a new family and stuff but how fucked up is that for a "benevolent' god?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My favorite is the time god smites a dude because he was an asshole.

But then, like, his brother needed to get the wife preggo* and didn’t so he could inherite all of his dad’s shit, so he kept up with some awesome pull out game**… so god smites him, too.

So she goes off without a son cuz the daddy ain’t doing his thing either… until he goes to war… then she becomes a camp follower (aka prostitute.) seduces him, gets preggo, takes his banner as proof; or something… and the. Comes back with a son…

*levitate marriage. Widows without children where basically not taken care of… so, the idea is the brother gives his son an heir, the widow can take care of the son’s inheritance, blah blah blah)

**that never works irl. It’s almost like god just wanted to smite another asshole…helped him out a little.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But then, like, his brother needed to get the wife preggo* and didn’t so he could inherite all of his dad’s shit, so he kept up with some awesome pull out game**… so god smites him, too.

And that's why you'll go to hell if you touch yourself down there, Billy.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'll take my chances with the sky fairy rather than the courts. One has a track record of being wrong a lot and causing grievous financial harm, and the other is imaginary.

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can top that with scripture. In 2 Kings 2:23-25 Elisha goes to Bethel and a bunch of children make fun of him for being bald. So Elisha prays to God to handle it and God sends two bears out of the woods to maul all 42 of the children to death.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I mean... you know. Being bald is hard. totally understandable. killing 42 kids, over baldie jokes.

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

idk what you're talking about, genociding 99.99% of the world is perfectly moral when god does it obviously

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean if we believe the idea that he created rhe world and humans then I guess he has the right to do so. How moral it is I will not comment.

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

I mean I don't know if that necessarily gives him the right... I can't exactly murder my kid just because I made them unfortunately