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I dont know what HD is. (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by runswithjedi@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I don't know what HD is, but my teacher said I have 80 of them.

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[–] kylua@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Could someone explain?

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It works if the way you say "eighty" has the T softened, so you would sound like you're saying the letters "A D".

So 80 HD becomes ADHD.

It took me a moment too, since any pun based on diction assumes that some words and sounds have smooshed together in the audience as much as it has to the speaker. And the T in eighty still firmly sounds like a T to me if I say it, and it might for you too.

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

80 HD means ADHD