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Telekinesis!
But the strain and concentration required causes you to dump your drawers.
Proctologists hate this one weird trick!
You can be in the shit a lot with powers like telekinesis huh
He should team up with 'Fly with farts'
It only works when nobody's looking, and everyone just thinks you were using your hands.