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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If chemists were worried about nuclear magnetic resonance because of potential radiation, I'd be more worried about those chemists!

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Chemists and microbiologists are worried about obscure little things you and I haven’t even heads of. But, oh boy are those things nasty. You know, nightmare stuff like acid that slips through your skin and eats your bones or breathing a single spore that is enough to kill you. Such delightful people to have lunch with.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 11 months ago

And see this is the kind of reason I'm nervous about actual space travel and think "hard sci-fi" is a lot less fun sometimes.