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submitted 11 months ago by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Religions have been doing this for millenia.

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hearby excumicate myself from the religion of c++ to start the far superior religion of c#. All those who remain with that heathonistic static class oriented language shall burn in the pits of compiler hell.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Send in the ASM knights.