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Enemies of Christmas! To battle! Choose your weapon:
Obviously the Menorah.
It is made of metal unlike the card and the cup, and it does extra fire damage.
It also has a hole in the middle to stick your finger in so you can rotate it like a Kunai or Sai and look badass
Can't I just wield an entire holiday tree? That's what my biofamily hate most.