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If I had a supper power, it'd be the ability to conjure the most delicious and satisfying meals instantly.
That is like the superman version of the supper powers, not fair. To balance it your kryptonite will now be gravy
OK ok, what if I tone it down to, I still have to make it, but it will always be perfectly done, never over or under rcooked what I intended.
The gravy will no longer incapacitate you, but will merely give you explosive diarrhea an hour after consumption. Also, you will have an insatiable urge to drink gravy.
This is my life but with pork. I can't digest bacon, but it's so good.