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[–] smegforbrains@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

IMHO sport is a misnomer. "Game" seems more fitting to me.

[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm always interested in this take. By definition,.it's clearly a sport.

How do you define sport and how does it not meet the definition? It's a game of physical skill, mental concentration, and competition.

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have always viewed it as a sport involves and active defensive player and an overall greater level of physical movement

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about non-team sports, like running, cycling, surfing, skiing, etc. maybe there’s a defensive strategy but there’s no active defensive player. Are those also not sports?

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Interesting point, i know they are definitely sports so it kinda throws my point away haha

Not really. They meet your qualifier of greater amount of physical activity/movement.

Sport has connotations of fast paced physical activity.

Games like Solitaire and Golf can be done by yourself and for most people won't be spiking your heart levels to a runners high.

[–] HenryWong327@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Motorsports have no defensive player and do not involve much physical movement (unless you count the car's movement).

Giving a cat a bath involves a defensive player (the cat) and significant physical movement (depends on the cat's mood).

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Giving the cat a bath (other than the weird one I had that loved water) is classified as a blood sport.

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Part of the definition of a sport is that it accomplishes absolutely nothing useful at all, other than entertainment, thought about it and perhaps fitness. Bathing a cat is not a sport because it actually has a useful goal, I.e. cleaning a cat.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Fuck that, I'm starting a competitive cat bathing club.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fishing has entered the chat.

Definitely a defensive participant and an offensive participant, but way less physical activity like 90% of the time.

[–] interceder270@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this is a suggestion that golf doesn't take physical skill?

[–] interceder270@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

masterbating takes more skill

[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I guess I can see how someone who struggles to find their tiny dick might find masturbation to be very difficult.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would piss my colleague off by telling him he's got a nice hobby...

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good. They need to accept reality.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh that just made him angry, I always added that no sport has the winner of a major tournament in their mid 40s.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean... Tom Brady was a super bowl MVP in his 40s.

Chris Chelios won a Stanley Cup in his 40s.

But your point is well taken nonetheless.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But that's a team sport though. If we compare that to tennis the oldest tournament winner is Rosewall in the 70s at 37 years old and more recently Federer in 2018 at 36 years old.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Definitely a fair point.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Sports that are more based on endurance than sprinting tend to have older people who do well. Mid-40s is pushing it for championship level, but you can still be competitive at that stage, and still participate well into old age if you don't have any major health/injury issues.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I actually get exhausted playing golf - but that's because I'm BAD at it. Apparently I put too much force into my swing. Every time I've tried to play I get told to relax and "let the club to the work".

So they literally have these weighted sticks to reduce the amount of frickin effort required to hit the ball.

It's not a sport. It's an ANTI-sport. The less you try the better you'll be.

Can you imagine if we had an Olympic running sport to see who the slowest runner was? That's what golf is. Get the weakest, limpest, vitamin-defficient humans and see how accurately they can hit a tiny ball into a hole.

It was invented by the Scots as a joke against the English while they all go and compete in proper sports like caber tossing and hammer throwing.

[–] interceder270@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

As much as assaulting fish is a sport. Much more reasonable and intellectual though

[–] RepulsiveDog4415@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you move a lot during chess (yourself, not the pieces :P)?

[–] interceder270@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I move my balls, but that's a different story.