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[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 119 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Well at least we got a backup, right?

Right???

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It last ran a week ago and we technically haven't tested it. Just our hot replicas which also just deleted all that data.

[–] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

And of course by now every downstream system replicated AND CACHED that data.

[–] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Holy shit the truth with replication deleting the data you needed too true lmao

[–] dontcarebear@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I felt a slight jolt of adrenaline on that second "right???" After living through something similar...

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

ah the cold sweat and clenching of the anus

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back up? No, we only go forward in this company

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

"That's why the windshield is bigger than the rear view mirror, we should be vigilant in remaining forward looking."

Said by an exec in my chain of command when he caused a huge cascading fuck up in the organization and there was no postmortem allowed.

[–] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 4 points 1 year ago

Backup? What is this backup you speak of?