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The most dangerous kind of canoes... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] stanka@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not doing research here while being an internet expert. But more people are killed every year in canoe-related incidents than volcano related incidents.

[–] Eylrid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mildly related fact: More people die of drowning every year than have ever died from nuclear incidents including Nagasaki and Hiroshima

[–] stanka@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

As a man of history would not use the term incident to describe those wartime actions.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Technically, cancer caused by cosmic rays is also a nuclear incident.