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Printer driver failure: All hands abandon ship! (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] TIN@feddit.uk 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Only if printing technology has changed by then. Otherwise you'd just be getting 100 notifications that your subscription to HP Ink has expired and it can't print until you renew...

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Atten Crew:

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Come to Quarks

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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Quarks is fun

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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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Don't walk, run!

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Bring this printout for 10% off your first drink

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Enter to win a talking beverage mug!

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

http://i.stack.imgur.com/ob2Xb.jpg

Free refills!

Limit one per customer.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I imagine this not like a talking mug we might have today, with a battery and a prerecorded message, but instead an almost sentient creepy face like that bajorans treasure chest of horrors.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You mean Badgey the Mug?

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

... I want this now. So badly.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dot matrix printers don't do that.

[–] Richard@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

They totally would if HP still made them!