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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 86 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I watched this, I assumed they meant printing on the screens rather than audio.

But I would love to have a bunch of dot matrix printers all around the super futuristic ship printing out immutable action logs

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Only if printing technology has changed by then. Otherwise you'd just be getting 100 notifications that your subscription to HP Ink has expired and it can't print until you renew...

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Atten Crew:

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Come to Quarks

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jet@hackertalks.com 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

....

Don't walk, run!

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Bring this printout for 10% off your first drink

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Enter to win a talking beverage mug!

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

http://i.stack.imgur.com/ob2Xb.jpg

Free refills!

Limit one per customer.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I imagine this not like a talking mug we might have today, with a battery and a prerecorded message, but instead an almost sentient creepy face like that bajorans treasure chest of horrors.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... I want this now. So badly.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dot matrix printers don't do that.

[–] Richard@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

They totally would if HP still made them!