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Doing an actual communist revolution because we are just that committed to the bit.
Some stubborn liberal that's mad we had to [REDACTED] a few billionaires and war criminals as is necessary in revolutions comes in to the free gender affirmation clinic having just finished brunch at the local free kitchen and bursting into the reception area shouting "BUT AT WHAT COST?!" Then claiming the clinic isn't actually real, and storming out mutter about paid Russian actors and Trump, who had since been posthumously convicted by the previous liberal government after having died choking on a McRib two years prior.
We're method actors. I'm actually a neo-paleo-retro-Whig, but I took the job of being a communist crisis actor and I have integrity.
Lying on my deathbed in 2176, my life having been radically extended by medical research in a prohuman economic environment, My weakened eyes gaze out the window at the cities floating gently above the planet-wide food forest. I gather my descendents around me and croak out "It was all a prank, bro. It's just a prank. I'm not really a communist. I helped build 100$ of communist as a joke. Just for a laugh."
I'm just a dude playing a dude larping as a revolutionary.