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Wall Street Journal complains about workers using their sick days (boingboing.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Masimatutu@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] penquin@lemm.ee 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

LOL! Then don't offer it. Let's see who will work for you. Fuckers want to enslave people.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

"let them die! I need my 4th yacht!" -CEO and other top-level management, any large co