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[–] WtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.ca 159 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Edit: Not mine btw, I found it in c/LemmyShitposts

[–] Risus_Nex@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a German, it always feels wrong being at a HipHop concert, when the crowd does this arm up and down thing.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a German, it always feels wrong being at a HipHop concert

Probably could've just stopped there.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a German, it always feels wrong

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

As a German, it always feels wrong being

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a German...

Let me just stop you right there...

[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a ~~Ger~~man...

I would even stop you right here

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

As

Dat as, tho!

[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I moved to Germany some years ago, and whenever I'm at the gym and I see a german person doing shoulder front raises, I get scared!

[–] WtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The person you saw must've been a member of AfD

[–] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Didn't you know that children = pets?

[–] CumBroth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having children is basically keeping cum as a pet. 😋 😋 😋

[–] WtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

You are just your dad's pet cum

😏

[–] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does this mean I can’t abuse them?

[–] WtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just treat your pets like children so you can abuse them!

/s

[–] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was gonna abuse my children because I abuse my pets.

You’re saying I should go the other way?

[–] somenonewho@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly in wouldn't even be comfortable doing the "call taxi" one. Straight out is still to close :D

[–] WtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uber was actually founded to stop people from accidentally becoming nazis

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, nobody who works under Uber conditions has the time, energy or money left over for membership of the Patriot Front! It's the one good thing about the so-called gig economy!

[–] Saneless@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Call taxi is fine if you give a bit of an elbow bend though.

Pretty much all of these are unnatural without some bend

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Remember that laura ingraham video?

Edit: sauce

[–] Bop@lemmy.film 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Going to need some sauce for that one.

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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