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You can make one change to the world/reality that makes people's lives more inconvenient or awkward. What do you change? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Trekman10@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I'd make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone's butt hole could be anywhere on their body. Everyone needs a different kind of toilet to properly position themselves. Everyone starts aligning themselves as friends based on the location of their butt hole. "Oh sorry I can't stay too long. My butthole is in my armpit."

[–] fushi01@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You sir, are worse than satan.