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I'd make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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[โ€“] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone who eats at fast food restaurants gets diarrhea for 3 days

[โ€“] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What would you change about it though?

On a funny note I'd make all fast food react like Chipotle.

On a serious note it would be the chipotle from South Park where you'd be shitting blood.