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[โ€“] Valmond@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry police officer, but the door was open ajar so hrem I just wanted to check if everything was alright you see?

Had a guy just being mind blown for the whole evening lock picking my way into my apartment, and then open some lock he had on his luggage (all very basic).

Saw him a year later when I had forgot about it and he still was startled about the evening ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Lol that just reminded me of something only vaguely related. Back in the day I used to play a lot of World of Warcraft with a friend. One day in the middle of a gaming session, he went "HOLY SHIT! There's a naked guy sleeping on my couch!"

A couple things to note:

  1. His couch and his gaming setup were both in his living room, barely 3 feet apart.
  2. We had been playing for at least 2 hours at this point.

My friend woke naked guy up, who was very drunk and confused. Apparently my friend kept his apartment door unlocked and naked guy stumbled in at some point, thinking it was his apartment, stripped down, and then passed out on the couch. Still don't know how long he was there for, but probably several hours before my friend noticed

So yeah, lock your doors people. They might not keep out a thief, but at least you won't have a random naked dude pass out on your furniture.