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[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

You could probably make explosives from manure. Use that to conquer a small community and make yourself the leader. And start a rebellion against the local lord and become the king. Then you have the resources and slaves to find copper and magnets and shit. Problem is the massive language barrier. Their language is just gibberish to us and vice versa.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you have the resources and slaves to find... magnets and shit.

They already had magic in the old days though. They used to have to fight dragons and witches and shit back then.

You'd kill them off before they'd get a chance, though

[–] explodicle@local106.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And all the germs we carry to which we're already immune.

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They'd actually kill off any would be time traveling conqueror pretty quickly with smallpox.

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Definitely take your smallpox vaccine before time traveling. They still make them, so it shouldn't be too much hassle.

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aren't those only available in developing countries and via the military?

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You can get it in Canada. You need to give a good reason to get it, but I'm sure time travel would qualify. If not, just say you're a laboratory worker researching Smallpox, and they'll give you the vaccine.

[–] explodicle@local106.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man I gotta move to Canada. The US government gives me jack squat for time travel.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The IRS sends you a letter reminding you that time travel counts as being abroad and any earnings you make are still taxable.

[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

And since the IRS wasn't formed until 1862, you're stuck paying at least a couple hundred years of interest on missed payments!

🤔 Not a bad plan.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I don't know if they would be willing to give you the smallpox vaccine in order to go back in time and totally change history so none of the people involve in giving you the vaccine would ever have been born.

[–] sokz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Couldn't chickenpox vaccine suffice?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't want to type out that thing you said, because I don't want to end up on a list, but idk how to do that.

[–] SeaJ@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Anarchist Cookbook can show you the way.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I said I don't want to end up on a list.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

Ibic Manda.

(This is The Way)