pinkdrunkenelephants

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Amazing Cutting-Edge Revolutionary Technological Algorithmic Science Invention in c/fuck_cars@lemmy.ml
[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 0 points 11 months ago

If everyone was biking, people would deliberately bump and swerve over each other and they'd still block the streets. Cars aren't the problem, people are.

*** in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Not with that attitude anyhow

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[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 months ago (5 children)

So there's an opportunity for anyone looking to get a chunk of Youtube's market share, in other words. 🤔

Oh no the poor millionaires in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago

If there's anything one should notice in life, it's that yes, that is how grown adult humans act.

They're all just entitled spoiled brats. Their kids are unironically more mature than they are.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Now I cry on company time in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Now I cry on company time in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Either way you can produce a strong argument they're influencing when you cry so by your logic they've already won. Your lost agency has jack shit to do with whether you cry or not so let them cry.

What is it ? in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
What is it ? in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Meh. I live alone and can tell you from a biological standpoint it's not healthy. People have to be around others because we are hardwired for it. Loneliness is more destructive than smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, and that's a hardwired consequence you can't get around with your worldview and moral outlook. Those who live alone live shorter lives on average.

What is it ? in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone in c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

It went back to 0 so I think it was just a glitch. Weird that it happened though.

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[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How the hell did you get -1 downvotes OP?

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Coral researchers see 'mass mortality' amid Florida Keys bleaching crisis (www.youtube.com)
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[Serious] What are you doing for NaNoWriMo this year? (sopuli.xyz)
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[Serious] The revolution was successful! The old government is gone. You get to help write the new Constitution. What do you put into it? (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What do you eat and drink every day? (sopuli.xyz)
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[Serious] What kind of scenes, themes, etc. do not exist in movies that you sorely wish did? (sopuli.xyz)
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Louisiana police accused of ‘unconscionable’ abuse in ‘Brave Cave’ (www.theguardian.com)
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What will happen to my wallet once November 17th arrives (sopuli.xyz)
 
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You are diagnosed with cancer but have no money for treatment. You've no option but to steal the money somehow. What's your plan? (sopuli.xyz)
 

Assume you're life-lusted and are willing to abandon every moral you have just to live. Paying for cancer treatment is also worth prison time to you.

Also assume you've exhausted all ethical fundraising options, i.e. GoFundMe, loans, etc. and that insurance won't cover treatment for whatever reason.

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OSIRIS-REx asteroid probe heads toward Earth for Sept. 24 sample delivery (www.space.com)
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How do you torture an evil hell entity you capture in your room? (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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So at 4:30 in the morning, I was woken by an interdimensional alien monstrosity I can only imagine is one of the creatures David Grusch was alluding to in that Congressional hearing a few weeks ago, and after an hour of running away, suppressing my screams, and unsuccessful attempts at smashing the thing, I have captured it in a Mason jar, and now have no idea how to properly punish it.

And I emphasize punish as opposed to simply kill, for the indignities this not-so-little asshole put me through the past hour render it completely undeserving of any mercy, quarter, or protection under our legal system.

IT'S HALF THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING HAND.

IT, IT'S BROWN AND SHINY ALL AT THE SAME TIME SOMEHOW.

IT FLEW. I HAD TO DODGE TO KEEP IT FROM FLYING IN MY FACE. 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😰😰😰

It dared to defy the authority of the top creature of the motherfucking pecking order on Earth, and for my humiliation it must be forced to suffer. An example must be made so none of its kind get any ideas. I don't want them to invade Earth and destroy humanity.

Only this is my first time dealing with something like this and I don't know how to make it suffer.

How do you maximize the pain of an evil alien entity from another dimension? How do we make it suffer as much as possible? Yes, this is a serious question.

Can these things even feel pain?

Did, did Lovecraft ever leave any of his instructions in his books? Anyone have a copy of the Necronomicon, perchance?

Proof that aliens exist, EAT YOUR HEART OUT GRUSCH: https://ibb.co/9VpsTMt

No throwaways, we die like aliens dumb enough to crash land in the American heartland

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When you see a Change.org petition to save the New Horizons program that isn't likely to do anything but you spam it all over Lemmy anyway because you love Pluto so damn much (sopuli.xyz)
 
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Save New Horizons, the Pluto flyby and Kuiper Belt exploration mission (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz to c/space@lemmy.ml
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To my fellow lemmonades,

As your not-so-humble moderator of !spaceexploration@sopuli.xyz , I ask you to help save the New Horizons project which is threatened with shit-canning from NASA.

New Horizons is the probe that flew by Pluto a few years ago, that took the famous picture of Pluto's heart. It's also the only probe we have out there by Pluto and the Kuiper Belt, and the only one slated to be sent out for 20-30 years. For us millennials, we'll be in our 60's or 70's by the time they choose to send another if they're allowed to shut down New Horizons. Meaning we might never get to see new Pluto pics again.

Pluto's heart cries out for your love. For New Horizons's love.

Our cell phones the world over cry out for new Kuiper Belt wallpapers.

Our hearts cry out for more space content!!

Please sign the petition to save our probe so we can keep getting sweet, sweet Pluto and Kuiper Belt object pics.

Thank you for your time.

SIGN HERE FOR FREEDOM. SIGN HERE FOR JUSTICE. SIGN HERE TO MAKE SURE NASA GIVES US MORE SWEET SWEET SPACE PORN!

P.S. Pluto is still a planet; I don't give a flying fuck what NGT says

P.P.S. Here are some news articles talking about it. I might have already linked one but here it is again just in case:

Universe Today article on the problem

Phys.org article

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