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OceanGate co-founder wants to send 1,000 people to a floating colony on Venus by 2050 (nypost.com)

submitted 1 year ago by NightOwl@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah sheeit, well if we can't go up then we must go down! Journey to the centre of the earth where it's probably going to be colder than up here in 25 years!

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now you're talking! Where can I sign up? I have more money than sense so I'd be willing to throw a few hundred thousand for a ticket, or even a million if you'll put me on the first trip!

[–] H2SO4@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jules Verne already went there, durr. It's where the dinosaurs migrated to! Wait.. Dino safari?
(you guys are hilarious)

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's called Agarta bro, that's where the dinosaurs went