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Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 1 year ago by princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] keenkoon@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the cocaine bear sequence we needed

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Cocaine Cinematic Universe getting spicy. Cocaine Bear vs Cocaine Shark in the works.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the 3rd movie is about Cocaine Sharknado.

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cocaine Bear and Cocaine Shark will definitely have to team up to take it down.

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I would watch this. Probably multiple times.

[–] BrooklynMan@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There’s already a movie called Cocaine Shark. It’s on Tubi.

[–] keenkoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

yes!!! Now we just need cocaine sharknado