Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community !unclejokes@lemmy.world

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What a beautiful carving (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I installed a window yesterday, it was a real pane (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Polar bears 🐻 (mander.xyz)
submitted 3 days ago by Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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What do you call a leader of small birds who likes giving gratuities? (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 3 days ago by rammer@sopuli.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Tippy Hedren

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I can count on my fingers the number of appendages I have at the end of my hands (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by ConstantPain@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Cursor (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I'm going to stop procrastinating tomorrow (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Why did the student fail the final exam at magician school? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They were all trick questions.

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Camping is in tents (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I tried this silly thought elsewhere. Let's see if it works better here. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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If the sign says "Deer 5 miles ahead," do the deer know it?

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Stop it with the fridge joke! (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I keep having to remove all sorts of

Elephants 🐘, penguins 🐧, and giraffes 🦒 and other funny animals from my imaginary joke fridge!

Go get me a funny 🍺 beer!

Surprise! It's another elephant.

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They recently made the world's strongest suction cup. (ttrpg.network)
submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I honestly have no idea how they pulled it off.

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Wedding photos? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by brown567@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I think you mean Matrimony and Cheese!

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A page from... (ttrpg.network)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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  • 22 Sep (Sun) - Greg
  • 23 Sep (Mon) - Ian
  • 24 Sep (Tue) - Greg
  • 25 Sep (Wed) - Ian
  • 26 Sep (Thur) - Greg
  • 27 Sep (Fri) - Ian
  • 28 Sep (Sat) - Greg

...the Gregorian calendar!

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Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It was just a stage he was going through.

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go lower (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 week ago by Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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For his birthday, we got my son a bass drum. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It was a big hit.

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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Cuatro sinko.

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so I'm at my favorite fictional club, and I ask the DJ to put on a specific Classical Composer's music (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Usernameblankface@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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He says he can't. I'm so bummed.

This club can't even Handel me right now

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Do you want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Joke, joke, jooooooooooke.

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What did Spock find in the bathroom? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The Captain’s log

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Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They'll just wash up on shore later.

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Why do pirates make such good debaters? (feddit.uk)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because they just love to arrrrrrrgue!

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