Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 3 days ago by ConstantPain@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Congratulations!

[–] subignition@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Must be rough living life without thumbs.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

huh?

[–] subignition@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The joke is that thumbs typically aren't referred to as fingers (yes I know they technically are), implying that the OP only has 8 digits.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i have never heard people refer to thumbs as a thing by itself and not just another finger

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

English is weird. They don’t count toes as fingers either.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

damn, imagine only having 8 fingers