Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 9 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 hours ago

This has got to be Blue from Overly Sarcastic Productions, right?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 14 points 8 hours ago

I’d get stonewalled.

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Can some please explain the joke?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 34 points 7 hours ago

A relief is a type of sculpture:

[–] Atriedes326@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Double meaning of relief. Relief is raised part of the otherwise flat scene in the sculpture/ object.

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

Haha. Nice. Thank you!

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 4 points 8 hours ago

lapin compris

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 59 minutes ago

Marbleous!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 5 minutes ago (1 children)

I've been watching too much star trek, I read it as a Romulan monument.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

There's no such thing!