yeah

Samesies

Brimful of Asha by Cornershop Steal my Sunshine by Len

My partner giving up 90s radio or wearing headphones would suffice.

I guess you don't know where your towel is.

"You make me wanna throw my pager out the window "

Progress 🙄

How about teleportation? Then you can deduct travel costs.

Viewing hole for your miniature otter museum.

Bunch of cunts most likely

Except apart from the proud ex BNP the motives for voting Reform seem to come from a scared impotent scarcity helplessness. It's a "all these immigrants taking my stuff and my opportunities and there isn't enough to go round" - if they're paid properly and the NHS works the far right is less appealing. 🤞

fingers crossed hard for none.

It's not a good look even if it is tactical.

insert defection/defecation comment here.