wazoobonkerbrain

joined 1 year ago

He just blocked you

You can set me on fire by hitting me in the trunk area baby

Sure, to first bake a cupcake you need degraded performance…

I… I already have that.

Normally degraded performance means that things happen too slowly, not too quickly.

Avoid checking any couches that JD Vance may have been near.

Mods can't issue permanent site-wide bans.

Or been unable to pay his bills and been forced to sell at 4k / coin.

I'd default on the bills and keep the bitcoin.

Was it raining? I hadn't noticed.

[–] wazoobonkerbrain@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Raise the golf club in defiance

[–] wazoobonkerbrain@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Throw the remote at the window?

[–] wazoobonkerbrain@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lies on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

 

The German concern BMW AG has, for the first time, outpaced the American company Tesla in the sale of electric cars in the European Union.

 

Summary

  • Morgan Stanley International bank chairman Jonathan Bloomer, his wife Judy, and Clifford Chance lawyer Chris Morvillo are among those missing after a British yacht sank in Sicily
  • British tech tycoon Mike Lynch and his 18-year-old daughter Hannah are also missing
  • The yacht sank in bad weather in the early hours of Monday - 15 were rescued, six are missing, and a man’s body has been recovered
  • The body has not been formally identified, but the Palermo coastguard said it was the ship’s cook
  • The search is continuing on Tuesday - access to the boat’s cabins has been blocked by furniture
  • Separately, it has emerged that Mike Lynch’s co-defendant in a recent major legal case, Stephen Chamberlain, died on Saturday in a road accident
 

When I first open up lemmy.world in the browser, I am not logged in, and at top right it says Login. I type my username and password and hit enter. I get the hourglass for a few seconds, then for a split second the word Login is replaced by another word, before displaying my username (wazoobonkerbrain).

I did a screencast (recording) so that I could slow it down enough to see what the other word is and it is "calaei". The screencast is in webm format and I can share it if you want, I don't see a way to post it here.

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