ultraviolence

joined 1 year ago
[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I think it’s time to update and broaden my filter range on Lemmy for the next few years…

 

So, I won my first run after starting this madness a few days ago. Violet Vessel thought it could raise to 300k, so I decided to kinda ‚nope-out‘ and bought a suddenly appearing Mr. Bones in my last store before Vessel. I got to 25% with just playing pairs.

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

All that the average American have is no money and 3 children, when instead all they want is 3 money and no children

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Bread licked by Gar

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I will never not upvote couch references

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Well, in the end there’s always OnlyFans

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What’s JD Vance’s price then? A harem full of couches?

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I guess a lot of couches must be disappointed and feel like side-chicks, when he’s taking his wife with him on campaign tour

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Those are the dancing fruits. Kids seem to love them

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

75th anniversary

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