shortypants

joined 1 year ago
[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You can't leave us hanging, what's 1st place on your list?

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The mental gymnastics these people are capable of are depressingly impressive.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Also, fuck you too Megyn.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Megyn Kelly is nasty ~ Donald Trump

Megyn has that short term GOP memory. These people have no soul.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He reminds me of a bearded, pudgy Norm MacDonald.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

But the sign only said No Water Toys Allowed in the Wave Pool.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Get the 7 Eleven multicopy app. You can do all kinds of things.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago (12 children)

They still have a love affair with faxes though. Thank God you can fax from 7 Eleven. You can do pretty much anything from 7 Eleven.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 66 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You'll use much less TP and not need "flushable" wipes that still clog your main sewage line

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson and Sailing Alone Around the World by Joshua Slocum

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Chump change for a genius billionaire.

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