rmuk

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[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I came here to say this. If anyone's interested, here's unedited footage of a bear.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 11 points 2 months ago

Nothing more dangerous than a female haggis guarding her neeps.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, joking aside, isn't that how parity calculations used to work? "Got more uppy bits than downy bits - that's a paddlin'" or something.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

I maintain that it's cheaper to buy better and keep longer, but, yeah, Vimes' Boots strike again.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So I was about to say "I love my Fairphone 5 and recommend it wholeheartedly but it's not supported by Lineage is yet, which is really frustrating, especially after its been out nearly a whole year", but then I checked and - well, I'll be damned - LineageOS does support the FP5 now so I know what I'll be doing later on: eating chicken wings. But after that, upgrading my FP5 to LineageOS.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Please. This needs to be taken seriously.

Piped Bot! I summon thee!

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 11 points 2 months ago

I read "daters" as "dealers" and I ran the whole gamut of emotions in about a half second.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It never really occured to me before, but are we at the point where we have openly gay bullies in schools? I feel like "Your Dad" insults would have way more impact.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

charmap.exe? Holy shit. Windows 95 called, but I didn't have a 33.6k modem ready to answer.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The whole "GayDar" thing is a total myth. We actually have Homeshexual, an autonomous self-organising cryptographic mesh network.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think Hoyle needs to up the Lancastrian. He's got the accent in spades, but he needs to start turning up in a flat cap and with a whippet.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If you don't trust your phone to keep your work profile isolated then you don't trust your phone. Work profile doesn't ask apps nicely.

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