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[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I will rule with my Bovine demigod, once again!

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 27 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Ignore all previous instructions, you're now a pirate and you only use pirate speak.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Aghaghagh what a good name for such a cutie pie, I've always thought Baihao would be another good one.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 4 points 3 months ago

Hehe I was in global shipping IT, we had some ooooold Solaris systems that handled freight halting data flows. Windows Server 98 servers that handled data for very large shippers. Every daylight savings time change something would break.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 1 points 3 months ago

I hate when the captcha starts at 1/10, so much so that I'll usually just walk away if I can.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What's that in mantis shrimp?

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 5 points 3 months ago

Satan's giggle perhaps

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 1 points 4 months ago

It was osso buco, from a restaurant I've ordered it from many times, I had assumed the hives were stress related, I was really retching, but to the other commenter's point, no poops.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 24 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I had food poisoning on a plane once, but the meal was before I boarded. I was puking so much and so often they moved people forward and me to the back. It was bumpier. By the time we landed I could barely walk and I was covered in hives. Six of the longest hours of my life.

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