ook_the_librarian

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[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One is allowed to call a joke gross regardless of the definition of a joke.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You have an order of operations problem.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Maybe I've always just felt a Roblox-shaped hole in my heart.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

and it's well made

I'd say it is now that you helped.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I hope she did. Let her have a silver lining.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

The lyric "I'm not angry/ I'm just saying" struck me the same way. It's weird to be nonchalant in song form.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I will claim that an orang-utan is often mistaken to be an orangutan, but is in fact a cousin of Gorilla gorilla called Gorilla otang-utan.

That's because I have found that I was wrong, there is a character limit, orangutan is a long word, and I'm a retconning wanker.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm not sure if you mean for me to take that personally. But I did take that personally. I laughed anyway, totally agree.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That's easier to boycott than diapers, my friend.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Are we all just too proud to start identifying first and foremost as a masturbator?

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I like that. I usually hear that setup from anti-dentites.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm a bit worried that the plan for the secessionists is to do something so spectacular (literally) as to try to cause there to be good reason to "pause to election".

Just so then, they can prove Biden to be a dictator, and actually have an argument. Pausing an election would be truly unsettling.

So if there is a crisis about Electoral College stating of states close to November, that's a powder-keg situation.

I'm honestly not claiming we need to avoid this kind of crisis. Just saying be careful what you wish for.

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